bang the doldrums. — Me: *listening to Twenty One Pilots for the first...

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  • Me: *listening to Twenty One Pilots for the first time* ehh I don't know the style's a little weird and the singer's voice seems kind of strange I don't know if these guys are gonna do it for me you know
  • Me 5 months later: *jumps on a table* I-I-I-I GOT A MIGRAINE *kicks vase* AND MY PAIN WILL RANGE FROM UP DOWN AND SIDEWAYS *punches the wall* THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY *jumps off table* CAUSE FRIDAY *runs to the kitchen, turns the stove in high* WILL ALWAYS *grabs pots* BE BETTER THAN SUNDAY *bangs them around* CAUSE SUNDAY'S MY SUICIDE DAY
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