bang the doldrums. — 100% true facts about the signs

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100% true facts about the signs

  • Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
  • Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos
  • Gemini: sucks at math
  • Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night
  • Leo: spends all their money on food
  • Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
  • Libra: has an amazing ass
  • Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs
  • Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
  • Capricorn: has the worst memory ever
  • Aquarius: believes in aliens
  • Pisces: likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk
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